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[See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha (for taller tales?):
Insanity doesn't run in my family, it just sort of dawdles along.
(03 Oct 06)
On Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 0:
PRR/BW DD3 Boxcab Triple-Power
Diesel-Electric Locomotive 2-B+3-3+3-3+B-2.
PRR/BW DD3 Boxcab Dual-Power
"Drei-Eis" Dry-Ice-Electric Locomotive 2-B+2-2+B-2.
(21 Jan 06)
ALCo-GE-BW FPA-1 dual-powered B-C.
(14 Jan 06)
Berliners Bessere Biffi und Biffisch
(moved from main BW Apocrypha Page on 11 Oct 04).
Genesis Redivivus!.
BW-BLW-GE-WEC-PRR GG2.
(16 Dec 05)
On Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 1:
GC&E #13 13-truck
Shay!
4-Truck Heisler V8
Steam Motorcars
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 2:
PRR V1 Rocky 4-14-2 {moved from
preceding page 07 Mar 99}.
BW V2 Hiss Bomb.
PRR Genesis Engine (unlikely!).
PRR Centipede Engine 4-D-D-4 (even more
unlikely, but oh, 'tis true, 'tis true!).
"Big Hooker" double-ended 250-ton
Tunnel Crane
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 3:
BW Climaxiii (moved here from page 1 on 19 Apr 03)
Double-Sided Shays.
Piker and Oscar.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 4:
Soviet Class AA20 4-14-4!
Parker Parodies - loco research by Karen Parker
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 5:
BW/PRR ASS 0-4-4-0 Articulated Switcher.
BW/PRR AA½ 0-2-2-0 Articulated Switcher.
BEDT #1718 0-4-4-0T Articulated Tank Switcher
BEDT #1920 0-6-6-0T Articulated Tank Switcher.
BW/PRR GBBG1 4-C-C+C-C-4.
BW/PRR E44, E22, and E11 Electrics.
BW/EMD GM6c, GM4b, GM2a.
BW/PRR RCCR1 4-D+D-D+D-4 "Millipede".
BW/PRR BP120 4-D-D+D-D+D-D+D-D-4 "Millipede II".
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 6:
BW/Baldwin/PRR Oil-Fired Turbine-Electric Class CCCC.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 7:
(23 Jan 06)
9,000HP GE-BW Turbine (B-B+B-B)-(B-B+B-B)-T.
(23 Jan 06)
9,000HP UP Turbine (B-B+B-B)-T-(B-B+B-B).
(23 Jan 06)
12,000HP GE-BW Turbine [(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)+(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)]-[(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)+(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)]-T.
(23 Jan 06) and
(25 Jan 06)
16,000HP GE-BW Turbine (C-C+C-C)-(C-C+C-C)-T.
(23 Jan 06)
20,000HP GE-BW Turbine (D-D+D-D)-(D-D+D-D)-T.
(27 Jan 06)
18,000HP GE-BW Turbine (D-D)-(D-D)-T.
(27 Jan 06)
PRR S3 6-10-6 Turbine.
(28 Jan 06)
PRR BH50T 2-D+D-2 Centipede Turbine #5821.
(30 Jan 06)
PRR HH2 1-D+D-1.
(28 Jan 06)
Shay Geared Handcar.
(30 Jan 06)
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 8:
(03 Feb 06)
CP/MLW/BW Super Selkirk 2-10-10-4.
(03 Feb 06)
CP/MLW/BW Super Selkirk 2-10-10-6.
(03 Feb 06)
CP/BW Super Duper Selkirk (Auld Kirk)
2-4-6-8-10-12.
(05 Feb 06)
PRR/Baldwin/BW 8-8-8-8 Duplexii.
(09 Feb 06)
On this Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 9:
(10 Feb 06)
Apocryphal Miscellany, including the
ALCo-BW FA/B-0.1 and PA/B-0.1
(11/16 Feb 06)
, the
FM-BW CPAB2.4-5
(17 Feb 06)
, the
EMD-BW FL-0.9
(17 Feb 06)
, the
ALCo-GE-IR MILW OF-5
(18 Feb 06)
, and the
BW-ALCo-Heisler RS-1DPH
(19 Feb 06)
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 10:
(23 Feb 06)
More Apocryphal Miscellany, including the
NPC/BW (4-4)+4 Cab Forward Articulated.
(23 Feb 06)
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the
individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate
Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the
Guest Apocrypha Index).
(03 Oct 06)
Before I start, I should note that all this started with a secret project that is still unfinished and the next major development of the Berlinerwerke was their fabled DDP45:

For more about her and her family, see my EMD page.
(10 Feb 06)
(10 Feb 06)

(11 Feb 06)

[These images are based on the outstanding work of Jacques Bélanger and
Stan Lytle on Joshua Moldover's
"The Railroad Paintshop".
There MUST be a limit to how much of this they can stand!]
Well, it didn't take long for the Pennsy to overload these little gems and they
were rather embarrassed; it would have made more sense to just get an FA-2
and a PA-2 but they'd already invested in the silly FA-0.1 and PA-0.1, so they
asked George to consult with Ira and suggest a way out. The obvious
answer was an FB-0.1 and a PB-0.1:
(16/17 Feb 06)

[These images are based on the outstanding work of Jacques Bélanger and
Stan Lytle on Joshua Moldover's
"The Railroad Paintshop".]

[17 Feb 2006 images and © 2006 S. Berliner, III, after J.
Bélanger (FA/FB-0.1) and S. Lytle (PA/PB-0.1)
on J. Moldover's "Railroad Paint Shop" - all rights reserved.]
[These images are based on the outstanding work of Jacques Bélanger and
Stan Lytle on Joshua Moldover's
"The Railroad Paintshop".]
(17 Feb 06)

[These images are based on the outstanding work of Jacques Bélanger on Joshua
Moldover's
"The Railroad Paintshop".]

[This image is based on the outstanding work of Jacques Bélanger on Joshua
Moldover's
"The Railroad Paintshop".]
(17 Feb 06)

[These images are based on the outstanding work of Stan Lytle on Joshua Moldover's
"The Railroad Paintshop".]

[This image is based on the outstanding work of Stan Lytle on Joshua Moldover's
"The Railroad Paintshop".]
(18 Feb 06)
I seem to have outfoxed
myself here -

[18 Feb 2006 image and © 2006 S. Berliner, III, after J. Moldover
on his "Railroad Paint Shop" - all rights reserved.]
(Click on thumbnailed image for MUCH larger picture -
which will require considerable horizontal scrolling)

(19 Feb 06)

(03 Oct 06)
See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha (for taller tales?):

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